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Fart

Dad: *Farts*
Kid: ☠
by LifeIsPainLolHelp June 10, 2022
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Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.
I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.
by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025
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Dragon farts

An analogy for when things are feeling magical due to the fact that dragons are a magical creatures hence their farts are extremely rare
Mark just won a new car bet things are dragon farts for him
by Herdom December 30, 2020
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Fart Leper

The name applied to a member of the party sent away from the main group, whether voluntarily or not, due to extraordinary, rancid flatulence.
Bob: Why is Nick sitting over on the other side of the park? Shouldn't he be hanging out with us?
Tom: Ahh, he's a fucking fart leper. Ate beans for lunch and wouldn't stop that farting shit, fuckin' guy.
by Air Base Hooker August 15, 2019
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rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time
person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"
by the true meme boi January 6, 2021
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FARTING LIVES MATTER

This is when you lay the STINKIEST FART and some one who has SEVERE problems with NATURAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONS.

CONFLICT RESOLVEMENT:

Light your ASSH0LE ON FIRE!!!!

A GREAT TEST of ILLITERACY as KAMERON BROWN STARBUCKS was the test.
SO ANAL ALAN IS in NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE APRIL 2009; at THE CORNERSTONE this loser's PSYCH CENTER AND ANAL ALAN blow'S wind naturally from HIS COLON and this BLACK PERSON says to me " I AM GOING YO KILL YOU."

FARTING LIVES MATTER needs to have you take the law into your own hands as just come down to your local POLICE STATION and we will give you the FLATULENT BURNERS for you to take care of your hateful business for this HUMAN BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION you just have trouble having around.

Oh by the way, in BLACK LIVES MATTER to all the ones in this MOVEMENT because KAMERON BROWN was another uneducated military person and his mother too, this PERSON DID NOT FIT INTO BLACK LIVES MATTER.

BUTT you can weed out more illiterate types as blow out of your ASSHOLE the smelliest FART and yell to their stupid faces...FARTING LIVES MATTER!!!!! AND what you gonna do about it STUPID FUCK!!!! , " THEY SAY, KILL YOU , and SWAT shoots them all dead AS THE KAMERON BROWN ACID TEST IS NOW IN FULL THROTTLE!!!!!
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 8, 2022
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mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.
by tino francis May 1, 2009
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