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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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The first word on urban dictionary

The first word on urban dictionary is "brutal" it was published in 1999, on the day urban dictionary was founded. go to page 5 or something to see it.
I sure do wonder what The first word on urban dictionary was....
by John . t . why February 2, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

Fucking garbage website that makes you post an example of how your word is used in a sentence. Makes you delete your entire post because despite the fact you defined it, Urban Dictionary doesn't consider your word as defined. Despite the fact most words posted on this website people already know how to use in a sentence, and are just looking for someone to say something that they agree with to self-validate their trash opinions.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Urban dictionary

Website that tells true definition of words most dictionaries wouldn't tell you.
by Redneck888883838383838 September 18, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website you are currently on where sometimes a 13 year old decides to search her name ,for god knows why.
Then she puts it on her stories on other accounts like Instagram and asks if this is true about her. It is obviously not!
"Is this true i am smart it said on the urban dictionary i was." says a dumb girl on her Instagram story
by i NeEd HeLp!!! :) December 8, 2019
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urban dictionary

You're ON it you fat, cabbage faced, olive juiced, pickle stained, carrot nosed, broccoli stenched, foul-mouthed fucking bitch.
Josh: hey bro i was just raping your wife in the asshole until I saw this funny definition on urban dictionary
Max: yeah cool ma- wait wuh?
Josh: sorry bro gotta go!!
by snortmysnot November 19, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.
I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it
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