Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.

Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)

by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023

I like little kids the forty seventh

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Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022

Pinta-Kids

A group of annoying patriots from the Philippines in the BRM5 discord community.

Dude, the Pinta-Kids won't shut the fuck up about their own country!

by Geraldston October 10, 2023

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

Clan Kids

Sweaty know it all, in Rocket League Normally sleeps, Breeds( If their lucky), and goes to kindergarten in Polo t shirt and Khakis. ( You will see wild Clan Kids in Ranked rocket League With them all in the Clan and their PS or Xbox also have Clan Letters.)(You are fine if you don't have the clan in your Gamertag.) They also think their Plat worthy but they cannot get past gold.

Look at those sweaty Clan Kids.

by Bombnado December 18, 2019

Roll up the lazz kid

Roll up the weed kid

Yo bro u got bud

Yeah bro

Roll up the lazz kid

by Taliban Henny November 10, 2017

wannabe indie kid

someone who tries to be an indie kid and tries to fit in but doesnt.

indiana lawrence (wannabe indie kid)

by jacktheripper456 August 27, 2010