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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller
OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!
by qhcufwe8uqcrj\ January 17, 2023
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Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.
*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*
by It’s meme time March 14, 2022
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penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia
I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis
by Bush breath January 14, 2021
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penis fillers

butthole mc penis fill me penis fillers
by ABDULAHS PENIS March 16, 2019
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Penis

Big/small stick in between your legs
by BBC@urmom.com March 31, 2023
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PENIS BIG

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***
by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018
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