Lewistown, PA

A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.

Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.

See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."

A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:

- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."

by Mussman! December 4, 2009

Dua Lan Pa

Malaysian/Singapore Hokkien for Big Testicle, but not testicle cancer.
DaiChunDoi in Cantonese

Hey, Dua Lan Pa, Da Fei Gei Ah?
Oi Long Time No See wor, Dua Lan Pa!

by GoDrunkIAmHome March 21, 2014

lewistown pa

A stupid town full of attention whores and douche bag boys.

Wanna go to lewistown pa?

No, I'll get the swag std.

by From Lewsitown January 23, 2014

lapsy pa

a cork slang word for a retard/stupid looking person

do i look good ?
sure , if your comparing yourself to a lapsy pa !!

by paulcozz January 23, 2007

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA

A town where Busch Beer comes out of your tap, Cummins is the best diesel pick up, dirt bikes ride the roads and Honesdale is the source of entertianment.

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA is the best place to live.

by johnsmith101010 January 2, 2011

Lapsey pa

Vibration white finger.

I got lapsey pa from using the kango too much.

by Pa L March 10, 2021

Linwood PA

The perfect town if you want shootings at the Wawa annually kids who aren’t afraid to fight adults and a shittier education system than my moms asshole.

We want your retarted kids in Linwood PA

Howdy

by Poopeydookeyfart September 24, 2022