Kleenex kid

A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived

Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid

by Scratch Legba February 22, 2023

Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

Kids In A Sandbox

Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "

John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"

by Cuppen Muggen June 30, 2022

NFT Kid

NFT Kid is the guy who is always there for his team and never disapoints when shooting a three making a layup or making an awesome pass and after everyone screams "N-F-T N-F-T N-F-T". Even of the court or field he is always a Great friend to have and he is always cool to hang around.

Announcer: NFT Kid with another three pointer!
The Croud: N-F-T N-F-T N-F-T!!!!!

by NFT Kid May 13, 2022

Logo Kids

goofy ahh kids who make scary logos, effects etc

Logo Kids are just unoriginal

by Tally Hall September 13, 2023

blue tie kid

bl-oo-ty-kid Gained popularity in a video by @islandentertainment on TikTok for asserting dominance among his friend group, slowly but surely influencing his peers to copy his every move. Also coined the nickname "group leader" due to his supreme demeanor throughout the clip. Very popular within the TikTok brain rot community.

Jack: I hate drugs, why are they even a thing!?
Blake: *slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Jack: *also slowly starts to chant* LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!
Bystander: Wow, Blake is definitely the blue tie kid.

by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

sauce kid

that kid in elementary school that always had sauce on their face after lunch

"Hey do you want a napkin? You're having a little sauce kid moment, I can tell you had pizza dippers for lunch."

by lindsns555 June 28, 2020