cottage cheese sperm

Thick Clumpy or Chunky Sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.

by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024

Cheese

cheese is a yellow substance used for anal penetration, it usually comes in the form of “dick cheese” which is very unattractive

“yo”
“hi”
“sup”
“do you have tourette’s”
“yes”
“eat my dick cheese”

by ann <3 September 28, 2021

cheesed

the most extreme of any emotion. specifically pissed off

I'm so cheesed my mom didn't let me go thrifting because "i'm depressed".

by 2hi4u November 5, 2017

Cream Cheese

Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.

“Wow, I can't believe you sold your company for $200 million.”
“Yes, I'm cream cheese now.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 14, 2023

Cheese & Jeezy

Basically a jizz game, can be played by 2 or more person. Make a 2 small batch of mac and cheese, but, before you bake it, cum in 1 of the 3 batch. Mark each batch with different coloured marker. After baked, swap your batch with your friend, and let the fun begin.

Jack : "Why is Mark puking on the toilet"
John : "We where playing Cheese & Jeezy and he lose"
Jack : "Oh shit"

by PeterMcPeterson October 24, 2020

cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019