Jamey Red

1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"

1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red

by The Vogl July 14, 2016

Raging Red Flag

The opposite of a red flag, what you call a really really cool person

Wyatt is such a raging red flag

by BigGrunge November 9, 2021

red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.

"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"

by Zatty October 25, 2014

Red ragtop

Red ragtop: a person that eats out a girl while they are on their period

I was going down on her but I was about to be on the front of that red ragtop road.

by Cajun hideaway May 24, 2017

1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga

this is a variation of the doctor sues book red fish blue fish

this 1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga wont get the fucj out the way

by kkkthatstheklkluxklan January 3, 2024

Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…

“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 24, 2023

Big red

A big white Guy

Hey big red why you so tall

by Big red and the boys March 19, 2020