Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Deez nuts

Slug on deez nuts and just ghadi!

"hey Jeremy! Suck on deez nuts

by 6969696969696969696 February 27, 2019

Queen Nut

Queen Nut is a radiant queen from Nut-Topia. She commonly uses phrases such as 'live laugh love' 'fishy fun' and 'do my bidding'. Queen Nut and Commander Skrut both rule over Nut-Topia together.

''Queen Nut is doing so amazing lately"

by Queen Nut October 17, 2021

nut vision

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts

"Damn that hoe always be at nut vision"

by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015

Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

deez nuts

The thing your mum likes the most.

'deez nuts!'said the guy in the meme

by iknowurpassword March 20, 2023

Deez nuts

A word where especially middle school boys talk about their balls

A word where especially men talk about their balls

Joe: deez nuts!

Bella: stop talking about your balls. It’s not attractive

by Gigi is a loser March 23, 2022