assault with a friendly weapon 

another way of saying rape

check out surprise sex

assault with a friendly weapon by 2502258 November 14, 2004

Friendwise 

Adjective.
1. To describe something that may be misinterpreted as romantic when it is in reality a friendly gesture.

2. How you feel when you are in the most special friendship.

Verb
3. Being wise regarding your friend. Almost a form of telepathic communication. A sixth sense.

1. Having Scott in my life makes me so happy and I want to give him the biggest smooch-friendwise.

2. After talking with Scott yesterday, I feel especially friendwise today.

3. My Friendwise-ness tells me that something is troubling my friend,even though he's not telling me.

Friendwise by LeSacotht May 16, 2007

friendzoned 

when you tell someone you love them and then they say ... cool!!

#friendzoned at it's finest xo

friendzoned by Sidney Bessant November 27, 2015

meth fiends 

A crystal methamphetamine addict. Usually their behavior is driven by paranoia and impaired perceptions of reality. They can be delusional and very dangerous.

I saw that meth fiend after Fireball. He was so sketchy, he thought his best friend was an undercover cop.

meth fiends by CircuitDaddy February 4, 2004

Fried egg tits

Tits so saggy and deflated that they look like two fried eggs

That chicks tits are gross, it looks as if two fried eggs where attached to her flat chest

Fried egg tits by eboogyman February 7, 2003

Friendly Fireman 

when having sex doggy style you pull out your lighter and light the girls ass hair on fire. your then pull out and blow your load on the fire.

man i showed julie how i'm a friendly fireman and she complained about chaifing all day

Friendly Fireman by tony b vanmeerin November 29, 2004

friendly flirt

flirt

the act of flirting with a friend that usually has a girlfriend or boyfriend - it annoys others around you

Is that wendy friendly flirting with stan again?

friendly flirt by bill 1435 May 28, 2008