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Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.
When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”
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mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat
how much is that mat cat
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Cats

Small feline/furry ninja.
They may look cute, but be warned, those claws in their paws are razor sharp. Sharp enough to cut through a blister pack with ease. Sharp enough to dig deep. Sharper than a Samurai sword.
"I was walking down a dark hallway, and suddenly, an outstretched claw swiftly swipes by. I looked again, and saw 2 black cats hiding in the corner."
by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 3, 2022
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Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
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Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.
"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."
by Honk on YT November 8, 2020
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Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.
HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!
by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011
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Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023
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