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Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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Cum-Shot

When a male or female ejaculates at a certain spot.
That was a nice cum-shot
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Mogar cum

The ejaculate of the warrior Mogar. If consumed it will yield effects similar to that of spinach to Pop Eye and turn the drinker in to the son of Mogar.
Gavin repeatedly suffocated on the moon until he sipped the Mogar cum. as the son of Mogar he no longer required oxygen and is free to defend the moon base from evolved moon mobs.
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Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!
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a very large muscle man with a 3 inch perma slagging being black cock
oh get ready for a cum stains banies you sexy fuck
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Cum

A white sticky warm substance that comes out of a mans dick or penis when they become sexually aroused. It either gets shot into their vagina, mouth, ass or on their tits
I scrolled through my messages and sat on my bed. I was bored as hell. Suddenly i got a text message from an unknown number. "Let me fuck you and ill give you $100" it read. I agreed. I sent them my address and waited for half an hour. When they finally got there i opened the door. He introduced himself as mike. i smiled. he moved his hand to my erection and squeezed it. I moaned. He yanked down my pants and shoved himself into my ass. I grunted. He rammed into me as i jerked myself off. We came at the same time stared at the warm sticky white substanced and then switched positions.

Cummmmmmmm
by Rice cookers R hawt. March 1, 2024
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Cum

A common juice cocktail from Brazil. You can ask for it in most households, but attempting to get it yourself will result in you not obtaining it.
Can I have a bottle of Cum?”

Of course! Here ya go!”
by Average Snom June 20, 2023
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