wordature 

Using a complete name as description instead of a more commonly used term. Often used by technical support persons.

"When I called tech support the rep used so much wordature I was overwhelmed with terminology."

"The email client I use is Microsoft Outlook 2003." instead of "I use Outlook for email."

wordature by David Doucette January 8, 2009

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.

President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today

wordjockey by word jockey October 12, 2010

wordtalon 

someone who has a cutting grasp on literary venues, words, all-things-writing.

The wordtalon critiqued my manuscript and now it's as sharp as her claws.

wordtalon by WordTalon February 27, 2011

wordjack 

When a person takes a word or phrase from what you just said, and uses it in a completely unrelated, usually tedious and annoying context. "Wordjackers" think they are actually engaged in dialogue, when in fact their behavior demands immediate physical punishment.

Shawna: Did you see Christian Bale in The Machinist?
Trixie: No but my unemployed stepdad is a machinist!
Shawna: Don't wordjack me! (kicks Trixie in the face)

wordjack by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Wordit 

it's a pretend swear word made up by a four year old... she says it means you're in trouble because you said something mean/bad.

Mandy, you're such a wordit!!

Wordit by volleyballchick1824 October 15, 2011

Wordrobe Malfunction 

Letting a vulgar, obscene, profane or generally offensive word slip in the presence of one or more easily offended fellows.

Grandma: We are having a luncheon followed bt an intense game of bridge, will you be there?

Grandson: Sorry grammy, my budy Sam just got busted fucking his, ... sorry Grammy.

Grandma: That's ok, you just had a wordrobe malfunction.

Wordrobe Malfunction by tkast68 December 11, 2011

WordKotton 

Invented by a group in calgary alberta in canada, we say wordkotton to be original, not to be like everyone else that says legit or anything like that

yo man lets get a bottle
Wordkotton

WordKotton by Spaz403 November 2, 2011