Mom

Made. Of. Money.

-mom can I get a ps5?

-no I'm not made of money
-YES! your MOM (MADE OF MONEY)

by Funny to see you here! February 13, 2022

mom

something i dont have

i dont have a mom.

by January 16, 2023

mom

Female who generated another living being in her womb.

Mom.

by Zabombini October 05, 2024

Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!

I love my mom

by KTimbol May 10, 2020

Mom

Something that is supposedly being fucked by your friends

I fucked your mom

by SweetNibba November 16, 2018

Mom

She’s a loving caring amazing person she’ll help you all the time. She will love you forever and cherish you.

My mom is the best

by Jenna uwu December 22, 2019

Mom

A magical being that can apparently make your lost things appear

Me: mom the milk isn’t in the freezer.

Mom: yes it is check again

Me: still not there

Mom: that’s it I’m checking the freezer

See? Right there!

Me: h….how ho how did

Middle child: wait what is milk doing in the freezer.

Mom: your little brother is making ice cream.

Middle child: that isn’t even how people make ice cream.

by Kartoons Productions May 01, 2022