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deez nuts

The name of my vietnamese attack squirrel
Do you want bofa

bofa what

deez nuts attack
by boudaciousslayqueen420 June 9, 2022
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

deez nuts

a really immature and stupid joke about sucking testicles
Hey, you know Suggon? Suggon deez nuts!
by Isaac D. Snuts August 8, 2023
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

Des nuts

YOU😂😂😂
by anonymous March 29, 2022
mugGet the Des nutsmug.

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time
Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!
by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018
mugGet the nut induced amnesiamug.

Full Nut December

The Full Nut December is a month of masturbating all days to compensate to the No Nut November.
David: Bro, did you win the No Nut November?
Frankie: No, but I will certainly win the Full Nut December !
by skurskurskur November 10, 2017
mugGet the Full Nut Decembermug.

nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.
Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!
by GayShell January 13, 2024
mugGet the nutsmug.

Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
by SporkedOn January 4, 2022
mugGet the Fat nuts on the tablemug.

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