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brown tempest

The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.
Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.
by Cinderella Scatface May 24, 2011
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Brown Barker

someone's asshole
she simply LOVES it up her brown barker
by edshread August 20, 2011
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crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016
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doggy brown

A 'doggy brown' arsehole, something that has a brown tint to it either referring to the arsehole or vagina
damn dawg pull down that thong and let me see that doggy brown
by Bigsexyboy January 5, 2014
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Tansy Brown

Tansy Brown is a sexy ass mf.

You want to eat her pussy now!
Person 1: Bro have you seen Tansy Brown?
Person 2: I know, I want to eat her pussy!
by kihfndhskdhnf May 1, 2022
mugGet the Tansy Brownmug.

Brown State

The brown state is when a brown user goes into an uncontrollable trance where they block out everything and do not know their surroundings. When exiting out of the brown state brown users may suffer from side effects of the brown state. A shorter term for this incident can be simply know as browning out.
He’s not answering so he must be in the brown state.
by Ninchako January 22, 2020
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B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
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