CAT

Cat are god be kind to them or they will kill you.

Cats are god

by dfwyjrufweh uieg ytwdhgjshgyta February 20, 2025

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with a jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
And jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
Biggle .................
Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat
and a jiggle belly cat
Jiggle bellyyyyyyyyy
And that's
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 5, 2023

Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

by Ghost*Writer September 9, 2022

Cat

life

cats is life

by R3n g4m3r May 19, 2021

Pushy Cat

Short for Pushmataha…A defanged, declawed feline characterized by Kitty with the Beverly Boombox equipped with sum big ol’ speakers in your face plant nation…So show Chad Muska sum love and respect…

Where it’s at is one Pushy Cat…Tragedy I think not, ‘cuz the rat is done caught…Despite defanged and declawed she’s beating them odds…prodigy of a madman and murderer fools try to sell fur to her…But they ain’t take that from her she has that and her loud purr…So wut the hell, I think imma sleep on my tail…Cuz Olivia the Kid enlightened me even though I’m her OG…9 tails lands safe on all fours while the world is still yours…

by Pushmataha October 25, 2022

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

by mainecoone November 5, 2012