urban dictionary 

A 100% reliable definition website

Guy 1: Urban dictionary really gave me a reliable definition.
Guy 2: Yeah, like the “urban dictionary” definition by idsayivegonewild.

urban dictionary by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A way to have sex.

Dude i love urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A place where weird people post a bunch of nonsense about a definition, but in reality it has no relation to that subject. A center for people to look up their names and see what pops up. What you do when your bored and high

Person 1: I think I will go on Urban Dictionary.

Person 2: Are you high?
Person 1: Am I what?
Person 2: high

Person 1: Hi, what you doin?

Person 2: WALTER!!!!

Urban Dictionary by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary consist several definitions from people like you and I. Therefore, it wouldn't be effective to trust these definitions due to its exaggeration. Although, it might be effective for popular slangs used by teenagers nowadays.

By example:

Friend: Wanna come to my birthday party?

Friend 2: Ok boomer.

Friend 1: Dude, do you even know what a boomer is?

Friend 2: No, but it's popular.

Friend 1: I think you should really check Urban Dictionary and see its definition......

Urban Dictionary by probablycryinginmycorner December 18, 2019

urbandictionary.com 

If you don't know this word, I don't know how you're on this site right now.

These are two possible reasons why you typed this word into the search bar.

1. You are incredibly dumb.

2. You have something important to do and your procrastinating on it.

I'm assuming you searched this word because of the second reason so GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!

"I have this project to do but I don't want to do it. I have an idea, I'll search urbandictionary.com on urbandictionary.com!"

urbandictionary.com by SomeRandomPerson321 December 20, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

the place where you define words.

Teacher, teacher, urban dictionary is fab! It has SOOOO many naughty words-we're in our element!! *teacher storms off. she/ he has been replaced by the best dictionary EVER*

Urban Dictionary by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

Urban Calamari 

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.

The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.

Urban Calamari by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019