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Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.
“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”
by The bees knees February 11, 2024
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fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.
Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.
by Marietta Finch September 7, 2017
mugGet the fart attackmug.

fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud
Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.
by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023
mugGet the fart cloudmug.

Fart Pussy

A woman's vagina after she has been ripping farts so monstrous that they tremble from her asshole up into her libia, much like tremors from the fault line during an earthquake.
Wendy had steak for dinner so I'm definitely not going down on her tonight...you know she's got some rank fart pussy going on down there.
by Doug Highpoint July 28, 2024
mugGet the Fart Pussymug.

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe.
Used similarly to TERF.
That FART just said that Trans women aren't really women because they can't give birth. Wait until they figure out how to do uterus transplants.
by The Abortion Lady May 13, 2023
mugGet the FARTmug.

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021
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Bone Fart

When you crack your bones, the noise and relief is from a release of gas. Therefore, a bone fart.
I went to the chiropractor and got the bone fart.
by TheQuibbles June 26, 2024
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