Dick Fart

When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

nerd dick

A person who is a complete nerd (dork, smart but no personality) and a dick headed asshole at the same time.

"well technically apple is much more superior than any pc." Get fucked nerd dick.

"The cubs are the greatest baseball team ever unlike the sox who only have inbreds for fans." Craig you are such a nerd dick

Can you believe how much of a nerd dick jim is he aced the test and told me i could copy off him then told on me for doing it.

by Dragel August 4, 2010

dick depot

very similar to "semen silo", the term dick depot is used to describe a female who has an insatiable appetite for sex, or is known for being a tramp.

JESSE: karoline is such a dick depot...
AUSTIN: yeah, she has sex like everyday.

by Life Hound October 29, 2007

bumble dick

slang for a vibrator, due to the nature of its buzzing sound.

"on lonely nights when the rain pours outside, and the thunder shakes my house, i ease my frightened mind with my buzzing bumble dick"

by the structured December 20, 2008

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

dicking around

wasting time. playing around

son stop dicking around thats your moms job.

by mudrider January 12, 2009

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest April 3, 2007