cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cats

1. A feline animal.
2. A slang term used to speak of a well respected and prolific musician(s).

Person 1- Yeah, I got this gig to play drums at a church for a while now.
Person 2- Oh, I see. I heard that there’s just a bunch of older Cats that perform there. Those guys are DUMMY good.

by SucXfatal July 13, 2021

Cat Stare

By Definition a cat stare is a stare by another person that mimics yours. in such a way, that as you move they move to the same position. it is as if to hinder or block your vision so you only stare at that person (or cat).

To note: usually this is found in a person who is in a state of "love at first sight.", or a creepy person who is either obsessed with you or is too friendly

"Did he just give you the cat stare a few moments ago

by Theamazinggeek February 25, 2015

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

Cat

A small, cute ninja with knifes on their hands.

The cat is stalking me again.

by yoshicat336 September 27, 2023

UWU Cat

UWU cats are little gacha catboys/girls that usually wear a maid outfit or anything related to that, most are bad, but some are nice and wear very cute clothing! The bad UWU cats usually have their so called "bad boy boyfriend" with them, their bad boy boyfriend is a "alpha demon", anything related to that.

UWU cats usually say weird stuff like "Jakey boo boo bear is mine!" Anything like that.

by novaline the gacha nerd February 18, 2024

To Much Cats

When something, someone or a place is to much in the moment and overwhelming.

The lines at the grocery store was "to much cats".

Did you hear how crazy Betty got at the club last friday? Ya she was "to much cats!!

by Amp01 January 28, 2025