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New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
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New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.
Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"
by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010
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New World Order

The New World Order entails a set of initiatives to ensure the prosperity of mankind that will be implemented through an authoritarian way due to energy resource constraints and a general lack of technological advancement and/or problem-solving capabilities amongst the masses of the population in systems thinking.

Control of Hereditary Breeds of Humans : Behavior, cognition and utility are intertwined. Removing anti-social, or feelings of group-centric superiority and inducing docility.
Control of Economic Exchange : Credits are given as a concession or illusion of choice, for the prescribed amount of resources, in relation to the privileges earned.
Control of Movement : Locations are optimized for correct amount of labourers and managers.
Erasure of Arbitrary Delineative Boundaries and Universality of Law : Ease of control over all populations.
AI Supplemented Augmentation : Cognition, thought processes, genetics are enhanced or selected for civilizational development. Final aims involve immortality, invincibility and mind-transference, body-swapping and/or large-scale digital simulacrums of accelerated reality, mind-evolution, etc.

Wars (divide & conquer/regime change), population replacement (mass migration), IoB devices, epidemic contagions, famines and all population-control policies (indoctrination: diversity is good, being homo is good) will be employed, as well as macroeconomically-induced austerity.
The New World Order has begun. The preamble to the final tribulation of mankind is being undertaken; those with the finest of discernment of judgement, resilience in preparation, capacity for innovation will survive the oncoming dark era. The rest shall perish as nature intended.
by Head Geopolitical Strategist October 29, 2023
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Virgoæn National News

Also known as VNN, this is the Virgoæn Federations most famous form of News distribution.
I trust the Virgoæn National News.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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new jeans

new jeans is a hottest female group of kpop ever to be alive.
look its new jeans! so hot!!!
by hype boy September 7, 2022
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New England Hick

Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.
Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!
by EnigmaTheDingus August 26, 2016
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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