A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023
Get the Hair monkeymug. Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.
by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022
Get the monkeymug. its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022
Get the monkey mercinary leadermug. macocne
by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022
Get the big hairy monkeymug. A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
Get the Toilet monkeymug. by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. by BBunns March 3, 2023
Get the Monkey Cuppingmug.