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Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023
mugGet the Hair monkeymug.

monkey

Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.
Get back to work you nigger ass monkey bitch, Twist my tobacco nigger!
by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022
mugGet the monkeymug.

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022
mugGet the monkey mercinary leadermug.

big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
mugGet the big hairy monkeymug.

Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East
by Jack McGrath October 24, 2022
mugGet the Toilet monkeymug.

Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you
Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl
by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”
by BBunns March 3, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Cuppingmug.

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