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Emo Sex

Emo sex is when you and another emo whore has pathetic-sad-ass sex, while crying and listening to MCR
Friend: woah why are you guys crying, and also why do you have a boner?
Me: we just had Emo Sex
by CoCk AnD bAlL ToTuRE May 6, 2020
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sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak May 8, 2018
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sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
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Sex fat

The sex of fat between fatty sex with the sack fat sach fat sack.
God yes gimme that sex fat mommy.
by Rico silly September 10, 2021
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Milf sex

by MilfL0ver3000 August 26, 2022
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Shark Sex

Shark sex involves a lot of biting, thrashing and rolling around! Often the male has to bite the female's back, flanks and fins in order to get into a position to mate successfully
I'm dominant in bed. I'm into shark sex
by hor00s October 23, 2023
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Sex Muscles

Any and all muscles that are bulging or well-defined from sexual activity, typically the biceps.
Me: Did you see the size of his biceps? That's hot - his chest too.
Her: Those are some damn fine sex muscles.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020
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