Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis Wheel

When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.

If when enters her household. One will commonly find Macy in the middle of a Penis Wheel.

by What is a pseudonym¿ July 24, 2015

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Peni

The collective noun for a group of male genitalia

Had a great night last night with da boiz. The amount of peni was unbelievable!!

by smackfrommack January 7, 2017

penis

A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.

Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*

by BruhMad333 August 5, 2021

penis

tasty

I like eating penis

by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023

biopolar penis disorder

Biopolar penis disorder is where your penis is attatched to your ballsack so that when it gets erect, it cannot look erect. The muscle baseline inside the penis just pulse out like a normal erect penis. This means you cannot get hard at anytime, not even in the middle of sex.

You wanna have sex?
No sorry, i have biopolar penis disorder :(

by Noodle pubes January 25, 2017