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Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass
by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025
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Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture
Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)
by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024
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cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick
by I3avier August 17, 2023
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bubble cheese

A very foul smelling fart that bubbles out of your butthole.
His bubble cheese was so bad it made the girl gag.
by Keeping it real March 4, 2016
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king mac and cheese

Mac and melted feta cheese. Amazing. The king of all Mac & Cheese.
I made some king mac and cheese, wayyyy better than KD and cheaper too. And then they all loved me.
by Pssseudonym December 3, 2013
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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.
damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)
by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017
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