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New Atheism

Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.
Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 5, 2025
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New York Cat

A cat inside a deli/bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s the owner/manager of that deli/bodega.

Treat it with respect you must always dab it up
“Yo, ock where the manager at"
"He's right there with the chips"

"Yo, what's good boss" (dabs up New York Cat)
by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023
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New Jersey Nightgown

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.
"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.
by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023
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New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.
by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019
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New Word Page

The New Word Page Is As Follows:

NEW WORD

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Add some tags below
by fwefff March 7, 2023
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