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water cooler head 

1. Individuals who possess IQ's under the standard cut off line of 70. 2. a person who is so retarded looking that their head is shaped like that of your office's communal water cooler. 3. That 50 year old guy with thick glasses who lives down the street in his eighty year old parent's house and runs with limp wrists.
Water cooler heads must often wear adult diapers because they have yet to master the elegant art of toiletry.
water cooler head by arod7o November 12, 2008
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someone who's head looks like a dick(COCK), Especially if there BALD!

Or dickface as they said in the 80's
You, maybe if you're BALD!!! LOL
dick head by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Scag head 

Usually means somebody you don't like you refer to them as 'Scag heads'. Tramp, ugly, unpretty, nasty, unpleasant.
'Look at dat scag head over dere'
Scag head by *~*Bird*~* November 10, 2005
a complete smeggatori in context of smeggory the complete smeg has to have smeggly attributes.
rimmer, skidz, hazza, twonks, twirps, bambozzlas, smeggatori's, and smeeeeeeg heeeeads.
smeg head by El Presidento January 1, 2004

metal head 

Someone who listens to heavy-metal or death-metal music.
Check out that metal-head with the mohawk and piercings, dude!
metal head by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

avacado head 

The unfortunate condition where the head is shaped like an avacado. Also results in a slimy discharge from most orafices which smells like mouldy nachos mixed with faeces.
"That guy stinks like an Avacado Head!"
avacado head by El Postino November 20, 2004