Eggs Hogoboom

A specific egg dish such as "Eggs Benedict". Eggs Hogoboom is in actuality an eggless breakfast / brunch dish, it is served on non toasted white Wonder Bread, topped with commodity bologna, cheese whiz, American cheese Tapatio and ketchup. A common prison food, easy made by altering the basic bologna sandwich often served in state and federal penitentiaries. This dish is named after Chester the 5th, also the creator of this artisan breakfast favorite. While this dish begins to spread like the bird flu in popularity, culinary experts who have worked closely with Chester are taken back by such a culinary break through they often compare his genius to the likes of Auguste Escoffier and Marie-Antoine Careme.
Chester - "Hey buddy, thanks again for picking me up and posting bail, I really appreciate it."

Greg - "No problem man, let me cheer you up a little, take you out for breakfast or something."

Cheseter - "Thanks but no thanks, I'm actually pretty full. Grubbed on some 'Eggs Hogoboom' about an hour ago."

Greg- " You lucky duck!!! I guess getting arrested didn't turn out all that bad after all..."
by manwiththeplan83 March 03, 2013
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Sex with eggs

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs
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egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
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egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.
egg cement
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Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
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megans egg

megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you
damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd
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droppin' the egg

1. Finally making a decision that needs to be made.
2. Ceasing to be a coward about a specific situation
Fuck it, I’m droppin' the egg and getting out of this town.
Dude, it’s time to drop the egg and ask her out.
by thattallguy March 11, 2020
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