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Wienerschism

1. An orbital rotatory issue within the internal skin particles of the testicular bits which causes the testicles to bend to or away from the pipeland.
2. A penile seizure.
"Wienerschisms are a serious matter and potentially life threatening."
"I heard James had a wienerschism."
by Duck of the Luck October 21, 2025
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Wiener Saucepan

Ah yes. The Weiner Sauce pan. There are actually 2 separate definitions for this term, each has their own meaning.

1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it

2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!

DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
Susan: Mike gave me a Wiener Saucepan last night and he ate every last bite of his meal. I could tell he was full afterwards; he went right to sleep after.

Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!

Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*

Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!

Debra : Wtf
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe November 10, 2025
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sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.
After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.
by TheDean176 April 23, 2011
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speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.
TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.
by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015
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austrian wienerschnitzel

A phallic reference jestingly used in the company of gentleman.

Noobs are often suggested to consider imbibing the aforementioned subject, for austrian wienerschnitzel cures hunger in homo sapiens that require sustenance.

om nom nom is the sound of someone taking austrian wienerschnitzel inside their mouth.
I say, good sir, you appear famished. Might I suggest, my good fellow, that you remedy your hunger by consuming this large austrian wienerschnitzel. Om nom nom. Much better, wouldn't you say?
by slinksblinks September 22, 2016
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clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.
"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016
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clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.
Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016
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