fartnals weiner

a play on the phrase "finals week" but if it was funny and didn't suck balls
"hey bro have you started studying for finals week"
"more like fartnals weiner fuck school I don't care"
by whalesharkluver May 01, 2024
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a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.
seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!
by corinnnnee February 26, 2008
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weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.
Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?
by ambronio June 10, 2022
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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 16, 2024
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weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.
“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.
by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
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Weiner snipple

Docked tail of a small terriers tail..
When waylon gets happy he wags his weiner snipple
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Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.
Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!
by Rep Frank Bob June 08, 2011
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