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wedgie

god that wedge hurt not as bad as an ass stinging hanging wedgie though
by Zelda March 27, 2005
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waggies

Waggies

n.
1. Any greasy food consumed;

a) at the end of a night of binge drinking esp. on an empty stomach in a typically futile attempt to prevent the onset of bed spins and jet-yaks

b) as a breakfast remedy for a hangover.

2. Mildly derisive term for any fast food restaurant.
1.Feeling ill after a night of binge drinking, I stopped for waggies on the way home, only to jet-yak poutine all over the back seat of the cab.

2. If you go to Waggies for me, I'll buy you a big mac.
by skater McGee February 14, 2010
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Weegie

A Weegie is an insecure type of person that takes his anger out on women and brags about having sex that he doesn't have. A Weegie is someone that thinks they have something better to do with their time but really don't.
Wow look at that Weegie, stupid soundcloud rapper.
Look at this Weegie trying to get puzzy, why does he thinks he's cool.
by TheLegitDictionary March 6, 2019
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G-Wedgie

When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!
Ouch, sh*t l can't move until l pull out this G-Wedgie!!
by Beejay2 November 22, 2009
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wood wedgie

the act of penile penetration into the anus.
"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"
by Sidrox September 11, 2011
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Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013
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hoodie wedgie

When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.
Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.

Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.
by Jim Floores May 15, 2014
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