Vacation

A cocktail consisting of Fresca, Bombay Sapphire gin, and a splash of lime juice on the rocks in a tumbler.

Dude, the beach is perfect and look at all this sweet poontang! I can’t believe I’m finally on vacation!

Hey ladies? How about a vacation on your vacation?

by Mr. Deplorable June 4, 2022

Validation

Nooooo he validates your religion in a way that you are all too stupid to do yourselves and he controls men by telling them they have a duty to serve you and your piece of shit families in a way that never requires you to reciprocate.

Hym “ I’m pretty sure it just the validation you get from being on “the good team” when in reality you don’t give a shit about anyone who didn’t let you fuck them (which is just validation) or come out of you. That’s all it is. You want yourselves to be validated and your ideological enemies to be disenfranchised. Which makes youuuuuuu...... Just like the leftists! ‘No BuT i’M tHe GoOd OnE!” No. You’re not. You’re the ‘exactly the same as your enemies’ one. That’s the one you are.”

by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

Vacation Soda

When you put soda in a cooler on vacation and its harder to open because the aluminum shrinks.

I cant open this it has Vacation Soda.

by Soda_Man October 6, 2022

vaccication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.

Logan took a full day highschool vaccication after his second Covid booster, prompting his parents to plan the next one for a Friday.

by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022

vacationless disease

Sick due to deprived vacation

I have vacationless disease.

by Conuresxz November 5, 2022

Vagitational Pull

The vagitational pull is the attraction that the vagina exerts on an object or that an object exerts on the vagina.

My lighter and stuff always gets sucked in between my legs or under my butt because my vagitational pull is so strong.

by AlethalFairy November 17, 2022

Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;

by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022