Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
Get the Uncle Arcticmug. by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023
Get the Uncle Philmug. A person you always bring enough alcohol for a party but ends up chugging it all themselves to impress other chicks.
Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.
by Kush Mama Ciga October 4, 2017
Get the Alchy Unclemug. by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018
Get the uncle skeetmug. A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
by UncleBarry June 8, 2018
Get the Crusty Unclemug. The male version of your cool wine aunt. They don’t want any kids but, they want to spoil their nieces and nephews; living out their family child dynamic through them.
I know, by looking at him you wouldn’t think he’s a Bourbon Uncle. Jax looks so good with the kids and they love being around him and Veronica; their Wine Aunt but, neither want kids.
by Kittyslyfox February 12, 2022
Get the Bourbon Unclemug. An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"
by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016
Get the uncle awfulmug.