Mexican Turn Table 

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

Mexican Turn Table by paulypizza November 10, 2012

food stamp turn around

A move often made by those who are using EBT/food stamps but do not really need them. The person goes to a store and pays for all of their food with the food stamps. After walking away from the check-out lane, and possibly even going out to the car and putting the groceries away, they return and make some comment about having forgotten something. Then they go get their cigarettes and cases of beer. If possible, they enter a different check-out lane than before, hoping nobody will notice that they just used food stamps but now have plenty of cash for alcohol and tobacco.

Cashier #1: How many cases of beer did that woman buy?
Cashier #2: Ten.
Cashier #1: Wow. She must have spent more money than she did on food when she was in my lane just now.
Cashier #2: Did she pay with food stamps?
Cashier #1: Yeah, why?
Cashier #2: She came to my lane so you wouldn't see how much cash she has to spend on beer. Food stamp turn around.

food stamp turn around by CoyoteFoxWolf October 7, 2013

Wheezy Turn 

An abrupt 90 degree change in camera angle usually preformed by vloggers and made famous my the Youtube vlogger, Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter says some of the funniest things after one of his Wheezy Turns.

Wheezy Turn by Corbino February 15, 2010

comedy turn 

A comedy turn is when you want somthing for someone but then they say no, but you tell them youll do them a favor in exchange for what you wanted before

Girl,"Can i join your club?" guy, "no its for boys only" girl,"what if. I give you $10?" boy, "alright your in!" this is an comedy turn

comedy turn by Thespooderdad May 25, 2016

doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn 

A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session

John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.

doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn by atisha v. January 16, 2008

Cannon Turn-around 

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

Cannon Turn-around by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010

Left Turn Only Circuit 

NASCAR auto racing, in reference to oval track.

Tony is the points leader in the left turn only circuit.

Left Turn Only Circuit by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005