True Bags 

Little Bags of the Truth.

Matt: What time are we going to blow trees?
Drew: In like a hour
Matt: Oh True Bags.

True Bags by Shimmy Shaker April 6, 2011

True Broomstick 

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

True Broomstick by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014

true tears 

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

true tears by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

true scholar 

a name parents give their kid when they think their kid's smart

My little Jimmy was a student of the month his whole life and now he's a true scholar!

true scholar by yotherealdeal May 19, 2017

true uber rip

1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit

2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right

1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?

2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.

true uber rip by JonnyMacBoi September 16, 2017

true torque 

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

true torque by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

True Magoo

A fuckn sick way of saying true

"Hey, that's true magoo"

True Magoo by Redmodo The Comodo April 16, 2018