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Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018
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national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”
by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018
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Frog touch

When you don't want to cuddle because it's too hot but you still want to touch your boyfriend
We couldn't cuddle in the summer because it was too damn hot, so we just did the frog touch technique.
by TooHot2Cuddle December 4, 2019
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dummy touch

To touch one's penis on other people's belongings without their knowledge.
Dave dummy touched his neighbor's toothbrush while using their bathroom
by Tripod526 April 30, 2021
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Sadim Touch

Larry has the sadim touch, everything he works on turns to shit.
by Mjones1955 July 9, 2022
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taha touches hahas

by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022
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Uncle Touchy

When your Uncle loves you too much & is always down to love you even more.
When you have an Uncle Mitch he gets incarcerated, and now he's Uncle Touchy.
by NikiNitro September 25, 2023
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