bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

Spooky tooth

A person with gnarly teeth, to a horrifying extent and a foul odor coming from around their body in various places.

“Hey look at that spooky tooth bitch.” Zoinks lets get out of here.

by SpookyToothTaylor April 6, 2020

Long tooth

Long back

She has a long tooth body

by Long back May 4, 2025

buck tooth bill

a person who loves minecraft and absolutky sucks at fortnite and hes on the right of me and has some ugly ass gofer glasses

look hes a buck tooth bill

by mbhbbsdkb January 25, 2024

Stank tooth

Somebody with nasty breath

“Goddamn, have you smelled Toni’s breath? She’s got stank tooth.” -Some guy

by Vixenne June 22, 2024

Tooth Wrencher

Slang for dentist.

After sedated for half an hour, Kah Vi Teas lost again another battle vs the tooth wrencher`s instrument of mass construction, the trademarked product entitled KAHVALiSS; here to freshen your smile with fast acting tooth whitening gum powder, as your first line of defense in the battle with gingivitis pla.qu.Kah.davrs, your tooth wrencher skillyfully experiences daily operations using tools that easily, at the slightest misfortunate bonk from a drunk nurse, could leave you on the phone with a lawyer for four hours weekly, spanning 50+ years of settlement, as your legal weapon to secure the perimeter of your friendly jargon trap`s ability to still attract as much pussy as your prime.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa June 14, 2016

albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017