Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

Mooning Glory

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.

You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.

by gregben June 20, 2022

moon rot

The onset of hallucinations and symptoms similar to minor psychosis during the nocturnal hours. May also manifest in a variety of behavioral abnormalities and issues, characterized by the onset only at night, or in the absence of light.

Jerry has a moon rot really bad, so bother him at night, or he'll think that you are aliens trying to kidnap him again

by lover of Man February 7, 2018

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

Moon Cruise

when you’re ripping down the highway and you set your car on cruise control, pull your pants down, and press your asscheeks against the window while driving

hey lil Johnny wanna go for a moon cruise?

by homerooom#bored October 19, 2018

Moon Ducks

Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.

"Moon ducks XD"

by EvanUwU July 8, 2021

Moon And Spoon

Moon and spoon meaning when you moon your ass at another spoon and then proceed to use a spoon to spoon out your own asshole

Me and the boys like to moon and spoon the locals schools

by Ddsbigs June 25, 2021