thought disrupters

Someone or Something that disrupts one's ability to think clearly.

"Talking bout thought disrupters, how about the overbearing presence of the media here today huh."

"Those Jack hammers are real thought disrupters."

"The flashbacks that I have been getting from past trauma might be responsible for most of my thought disruptions."

"She scolded me before I even knew what I did wrong. A major thought disrupter despite my attempts to think things through."

"The attorney hit me hard and fast, he was a real thought disrupter, causing me to speak before I had the time to really reflect on the truth."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022

every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.

Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.

by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020

i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

a THING that loves books

a robloxian:what are you
me:i am the globgogagalab the shwabble dabble flibber flabber lad im full of shwibble libber kind i am the yeast of thoughts and mind

by the globgogagalabs i define November 21, 2024

Squat Thought

When you have a life-illuminating thought while on the toilet, particularly pissing.

Dude... I had the craziest squat thought while passing that kidney stone.

by ILoveMyKittyCat June 20, 2023

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015

alone with thoughts

Being alone with thoughts is the worst thing to happen to a man most of the time is something that we can’t really describe pain wise mentally wise it’s the worst thing ever I’m alone my thoughts right now it sucks. Can’t believe I ruined everything. Can’t believe it’s all my fault.

Being alone with thoughts

by Noah balderas December 30, 2023