Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008

by superbad1 April 3, 2009

1. to be intoxicated
1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?
- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
2. -how was yesterday?
- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
