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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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shit

englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!
by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008
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Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.
by superbad1 April 3, 2009
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on shit

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020
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Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
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Shit

It means that your a good boy
by Moneyboy62 January 14, 2017
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