as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Thickness

Thickness is a name given to a sexy thick, female with an ass like two 18" subwoofers.

Brandie's nickname from her boyfriend is "thickness".

by High-tech Redneck420 March 30, 2022

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick filet

When a bitch has thick thighs, finger licking good pussy, plump cameltoeness, and an ass to back all that up with, she gotta thick filet.

Stephanie's pussy so good, it's a thick filet, finger licking good.

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 17, 2024

Thick

An ass so big and juicy all the niggas thirsty or not want a peice of it

Damn that white bitch thick asf mah nigga.

by Rainbow titanium unicorn August 29, 2017

Rainbow Thick

A male penis thick as a rainbow and with a flavor to satisfy every taste

Baby, you gonna like it cause I'm Rainbow Thick

by Cuff-NStuff May 27, 2022

Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023