uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

Uncle Ricky

Uncle Ricky is neither tangible or contactable. He knows all and teaches all. Used to describe an anonymous figure.

Uncle Ricky taught me how to mass produce marketable drugs

by The Uncle Ricky October 31, 2021

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

uncle flashbacks

when you see your uncle and he calls out your name "Ben Dover" and you have to do what he says... *cries* uncle flashbacks...

"Ben Dover!" "No uncle please don't hurt me like you did before" *uncle flashbacks*

by Ben Dover and pick up the soap November 12, 2018

Uncle Tip

The sexist uncle on earth

full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling

A Friend with benefits

My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best

by B0oB Saggety August 20, 2017

Uncle U.B

He’s everyone’s uncle and favorite Latin teacher in the universe. He’s just a straight up legend. God himself, he has arisen

Uncle U.B is Jesus reincarnated

by Quinn O’Brein January 10, 2019

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019