top shot

To make a short video clip of an extraordinary, awesome, absurd or ridiculous moment in time. Based originally on NBA Top Shot.

OMG there is a fly on Mike Pence's head. They need to top shot that!

by mattpsyanalyst February 24, 2021

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020

top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

top cuddling

Act of one person cuddling the other while on top of them. A very intimate position in the cuddling art. May lead to other activities especially making out....

"Hey you wanna top cuddle?"

"Top cuddling is the shit"

by topcuddler August 25, 2013

top goon

The Goon that sits atop all other goons. The goon that sits at the right hand of the boss.

You know Gin from Bleach? That dude was Aizen's top goon.

by BleachHub March 9, 2020

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

by sex addict101 March 6, 2008