Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

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Plate

Perform cunnilingus on (UK)

So I made him plate me, and it was out of this world

by malta-chris May 3, 2019

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plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018

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oklahoma license plate

Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!

That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?

by Drahzi1 June 6, 2018

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A sexual act where you make a pot of pasta (doesn’t matter what type) and some ground beef. After your strain the pasta and mix it with your beef you lay it on your partners ass. Before you can dig in you have you spread melted cheese all over that shit. A delicious treat, and a delicious ass.

Girl: Babe, do we have any pasta and beef?
Boy: Yeah, why?
Girl: I wanna give you a chefs plate xoxo

by Itsmemememememememememem ememe November 4, 2021

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Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

by doinkass May 4, 2023

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