Plate

something to throw across the room when you are angry but don't have anyone to punch.

Me mom was out and I threw a plate, rrrrrr

by STeveiWOnder April 11, 2019

Plate

Perform cunnilingus on (UK)

So I made him plate me, and it was out of this world

by malta-chris May 3, 2019

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 17, 2019

Plated

A word used to describe a person whom is fucked up

Damn, Steve milked a fat jeeb and is fucking plated right now!

by Straight Blanchin October 6, 2019

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020