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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
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Naps Men

People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.
“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”
by mental_turmoil July 31, 2021
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death nap

like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.
Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.
by Cr1sisR3aper April 11, 2009
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Sass nap

After you've taken a nap and you're more sassy and more prone to bitchness than you were before the nap.
Becky: Ashley turn down your shitty music!!! If everyone wanted to listen we would have asked!!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!
by CurlySue52 May 14, 2016
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Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.
"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".
by RLJ86 July 13, 2021
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Nap shaming

When a person shames you after a nap...
How was that nap! I think this napping thing is a problem!!!! Nap shaming is what I call this action!!!
by Eliot February 25, 2019
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disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".
Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.
by thedisconapper July 2, 2016
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