whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009

Sicko mode

An action or state of being that implies rambunctiousness, or god like energy or intelligence

“Whoa, look Anthony’s gone sicko mode

by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019

Siesta Mode

After a heavy meal during a lunch break (usually 60 minutes), one would return to there work desk.

Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.

Thus entering Siesta Mode.

Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.

Guy1 - That was a textbook lunch from the pub
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.

by Avi-man December 9, 2009

dummy mode

That brainless state induced in a technology user (usually computer-related) when a more seasoned professional explains things far enough beyond their comprehension that they stop even trying. The minds of users in dummy mode will wander to other topics (i.e. "my bum hurts") and they will follow all but the most obviously counter-intuitive directions without question. Most won't even remember what they were directed to do when they come out of it (usually within half an hour).

Dummy mode can be intentionally induced by throwing together a lot of complex, multiple syllable terms and acronyms that vaguely relate to the situation at hand as a response to a question.

The secretary in accounting wouldn't give me her IP address, so I started talking about quantum interference on the cyclical redundancy checking protocols. Went straight into dummy mode.

by BottleLiving June 28, 2011

NPC Mode

Only talking to people if they talk to you

“I’m going npc mode”

by Hqvoc February 5, 2020

Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

yeast mode

Noun

1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.

"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013