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gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.
"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"
by gethighlikeplanes October 10, 2008
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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.
Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.
by Islandjunky May 15, 2009
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clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.
We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)
by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009
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Clam Shack

Historical: slang term for brothel or whorehouse

Modern: Thefemale equivalent of Man Cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household, in order to relax, get dressed, perform personal hygiene maneuvers, or entertain friends without interruption.

The dream Clam Shack includes a walk-in closet/dressing room/bathroom combination and mini-bar stocked with wine, bitch pop, etc. The average Clam Shack is more likely a closet or bathroom with a bottle of vodka stealthily stowed in an old ski boot or under the sink.
KID: "Where's mom? I can't find her anywhere"
DAD: "I dunno, check the clam shack"

LAUREL: "Hey Carol, Katie and Bev are coming over after work to chill in the clam shack with some Pinot if you want to join."
CAROL: "Sounds good. I'll need a whole bottle to myself after the day I've had"
LAUREL: "No probs, I have a case"
by Megnetic_Fields June 17, 2013
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clam chatting

When a girl is on the prowl for sex.
She was clam chatting all night with no success.
by Clam chatting August 4, 2014
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Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.
Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.
by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016
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