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pussy whipped

This occurs when a low value, wuss of a guy has traded his testicles and anything else of value for the mere idea that a particular woman would sleep with him.
Michael packaged his ballsack and sent it UPS ground shipping to "Pussy Whipped USA" along with a contract that stipulates he is not to leave a 1 mile radius of his girlfriend. Included in the transaction was $500 in cash (a signing bonus) and a new Mustang convertible.
by Bob Savage February 14, 2008
mugGet the pussy whippedmug.

Whipping The Brick

When you coagulate sometimes you simultaneously whip the brick. Can mean banging the shit outta someone like AJ's mom.
Dude I was whipping the brick inside AJ's mom all night and she coagulated.
by Sean freaking con November 18, 2016
mugGet the Whipping The Brickmug.

dick whipped

Woman who goes crazy about her man and would do anything to prove that she loves him.
dick whipped girl:(gives guy a gift for valentines day)
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
girl: what?(cry)
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)
by dont_worry August 23, 2007
mugGet the dick whippedmug.

Pussy Whipped

You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
by Jenny Cz February 21, 2004
mugGet the Pussy Whippedmug.

whip a bitch

Any type of U-turn made in an automobile, illegal or legal.
"You passed it, go up there and whip a bitch." Or "Dude we're lost, whip a bitch and get us outta here." OR "You can whip a bitch at the light."
by Hair Farmer January 4, 2006
mugGet the whip a bitchmug.

pc whipped

bastardization of pussy whipped, for guys who are whipped by their cyber-girlfriends.
Jen makes Dylan do all the work on their website. He is so pc whipped!
by matt November 18, 2004
mugGet the pc whippedmug.

whipped cream

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.
"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess
by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018
mugGet the whipped creammug.

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