Skip to main content

warrior fist

when you fist a girl you all of a sudden swiftly push with all your might in to her loose vagina
by eman ruoy May 1, 2003
mugGet the warrior fistmug.

Star Warriors

A term used to make fun of Star Wars. Everyone who uses this word knows that it's Star Wars, yet they say it like this anyway. Usually very annoying.
OMGz YOU SCI FI PEOPLE SUCK GO PLAY STAR WARRIORS SOMEWHERE ELSe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
by Ralph February 22, 2005
mugGet the Star Warriorsmug.

Weekend Warrior

1.) A clueless meathead type of guy (usually a bro) that goes to the gym only on friday and saturday night before hitting the club, so that he can get a temporary muscle swell to show off for stupid girls. Muscles swell after a workout of heavy weightlifting, so they are posing as muscular when all they are is a bunch of wussies trying to show off imaginary size.
Dumb white guy 1: "Yo bro, lets hit up the gym before we get to that bar, I wanna look big as shit for them ho's"

Dumb white guy 2: "Shit yah brah, lets get that swell on, f*ck exercisin' man, lets just get swell so we can look buff for some bitches"

Spectator: "what a bunch of weekend warrior douchebags"
by LeeLaBadass July 6, 2011
mugGet the Weekend Warriormug.

Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphics they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunaga (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
Shaky Jake breathes fire, burning Crimson Glory
Shaky Jake: Time for a barbie.
by rbxfromdashow November 7, 2004
mugGet the Way of the Warriormug.

Warrior Fans

Someone who wants a winning team to cheer for other than the Celtics
Warrior Fans are the most loyal fans in the NBA.
by tman43 September 3, 2018
mugGet the Warrior Fansmug.

Nemean Warrior

n. (English) Any group of lethargic warriors that claim foul when they are ousted in a fight. Commonly, a Nemean Warrior will use the lion as their symbol. This is simply due to a Nemean Warrior's lack of creativity. Usually Nemean Warriors have secret ceremonial rites that go back to ancient Greece but especially Sparta. Nemean Warriors share a deep bond of brotherly unity. Male Nemean Warrior will spend hours in each other's company.
Nemean Warrior: "I think our symbol should be a lion. Just about everyone else has done it."
by Private Man September 8, 2007
mugGet the Nemean Warriormug.

fuck warrior

A man (or woman) who has passed the seven tests of the tumblefumbley palace, these tests include: 1. the test of honesty (in which a rectal snake crawls up into the anus and peers into your soul)2. the test of levity (in which you have to sit through four hours of the Cain and Abel variety show) 3. the test of strength (in which the participant must dip their testicles into hot lead and do forty squats while drinking mead) 4. the test of endurance (in which one must ingest and digest 12oz. of diamonds, and then excrete it as coal/cash) 5. the test of the big dick (you must have a big dick to pass this test) 6. the test of wisdom (in which one must trick the cock demons into ones urethra and then convince them use ones penis to remove the rectal snake, this must be done with precision) 7. the test of the vaginal grail (in which one must venture deep into the heart of the bush garden and retrieve the vaginal grail from the minions of Twatius Coochamus)
"Having triumphantly completed the 7 tests of the TumbleFumbley palace, he arose, a Fuck Warrior."

"You truly are the king of kings."
by brenden sheckle January 21, 2007
mugGet the fuck warriormug.

Share this definition